Currently writing a break-up letter to a formerly very close friend because turns out she’s a massive narcissist who went berzerk on me when I started sharing my cemetery research with other people without involving her.
She sent out a letter to some people I’ve worked closely with, some people I am going to be working with, a city councilwoman, and several people I don’t even know and haven’t met, saying that I have no ownership claim over my research (absolute bullshit, I did it, it’s mine) and even worse, went on to imply that I hadn’t actually done the research that took me literally hundreds of hours to do.
Yesterday I was all fury and I let it all out with a very long that was full of absolute rage. Very much a personal and not professional letter. I haven’t sent it yet because I decided to let it marinate and I could think on it for a few days and add a little embellishment where needed.
Today I am over the outrage and am at the place where i can just make fun of her.
“You didn’t just cross a line, you strapped on some clown shoes and a suicide vest and ran screaming and honking towards everyone you know.”
I wish I could conjure sound out of thin air because if I could, I would say to her GIRL THIS IS WHAT THAT VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS LETTER YOU WROTE SOUNDS LIKE:
It’s suuuuper inappropriate for me to say it, but it also removes all of her power so I’m kind of torn.
Do that shit! Fuck her and her hellbent pathetic envious ass.

